Cloudburst Brewing

Statistically Speaking IPA


Of all the hop combinations in our cooler, we’re confident that Mosaic, El Dorado, Azacca, BRU-1 are a never before seen cluster that somehow must have been an exclusive disjunction. You’ve got an interquartile range of pineapple highlights and apricot undertones with gentle, floral outliers and a lingering pithy residual. To round out this actualized, exhaustive observation, we used 3 types of Oats in the malt bill - Simpson GNO, Crisp Naked Oats, & Skagit Black Oats - another velutinous anomaly to the standard deviation. This beer is by no means a conditional antecedent, think of it more as an extrapolation of a self-selected sample variance. And yes, we barely passed statistics in undergrad, but this by no means is a breakdown point. Ok, now go scatterplot!

Style: Hoppy Beers
Size: 16oz can
ABV: 6.8%
Location: Seattle, Washington

You may also like

Recently viewed